"Mary Carey: Our Future President?"
Gubernatorial candidate/porn actress Mary Carey speaks candidly about taxes, tits and Tom Green's testicle.
Interview by Dan Kapelovitz
No one, besides perhaps Arnold Schwarzenegger, advanced his or her career via the California recall election as much as porn star Mary Carey did. The smut actress's gubernatorial efforts landed her on the Tonight Show, an appearance on Celebrities Uncensored and mentions in mainstream magazines. Better yet for Careyâ€”who came in tenth place with more than 10,000 votesâ€”her newfound fame has given her more clout in the world of porn, in which she is currently negotiating various lucrative contracts.
When Mary returns from stripping on the road, she will be starring in Run Mary Run, a porn spoof of her bid for office featuring Ron Jeremy as Spooge Bustamante and woodsman Lee Stone as Ernie Gropenegger. The film will mix documentary footage of Mary's campaign with porn "acting." HUSTLER caught up with the 23-year-old over the phone while she was in a Massachusetts hotel room with her boyfriend.
HUSTLER: Your run for governor was a brilliant career move.
CAREY: I'm almost as well-known as Jenna [Jameson], and she's been in porn for 10 years.
HUSTLER: Do you prefer performing on camera with men or women?
CAREY: I've done three movies that have boy-girl [scenes]. I'm going to be doing some girl-girl, because girl-girl is what I love to do. I miss licking pussy all the time. When I wasn't under contract, I got to lick pussy a couple of times a week.
HUSTLER: Can't you lick pussy in your free time?
CAREY: I don't have much free time; so the only time I get to have lesbian sex is in the movies, except for Hannah Harper. We have sex a lot.
HUSTLER: Weren't you married?
CAREY: Yeah, I'm getting divorced. He's an asshole. He stole money from me. I'm in love with my current boyfriend, Steve.
HUSTLER: Is Steve in porn?
CAREY: No, he's not, but we have good sex. Listen to how amazing this isâ€”He had sex with me and came inside me, then kept fucking me, then we stopped for like a half hour, and he fucked me and came inside me again. What do you look like? Do you want to have sex?
HUSTLER: No, thanks. Have you ever had sex with any famous people?
CAREY: I've given Tom Green some blowjobs. Me and Tom Green were kind of dating for a couple of days. I went on his show, and he started calling me. We hung out a couple of times.
HUSTLER: Did you and Green ever fuck?
CAREY: I gave him some blowjobs, and he licked my pussy.
HUSTLER: Doesn't he only have one testicle?
CAREY: Yeah. He wouldn't let me see it. He kept it inside his boxer shorts. It was really funny.
HUSTLER: Have you fooled around with any celebrities besides Green?
CAREY: I hooked up with Pauly Shore, but I didn't have sex with him. We hung out a little bit.
HUSTLER: Which celebrity would you most like to fuck?
CAREY: Eminem. I worship him. Him and Britney Spears. I want to see her pussy. I bet it's tight.
HUSTLER: Would you fuck Arnold Schwarzenegger?
CAREY: Yeah. He's hot. I bet he can fuck good too.
HUSTLER: What about Gary Coleman?
CAREY: No. We don't get along. I beat him on a game show. I won $21,000 on Who Wants to Be Governor of California?
HUSTLER: What about Gallagher?
CAREY: The only candidate I'd have sex with is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
HUSTLER: Would you give head to Bill Clinton?
CAREY: Oh, yeah. He's hot.
HUSTLER: What about Bush?
CAREY: Nah. [To Steve] Are you going to take a nap now? Will you lick my pussy? [To Hustler] Steve's licking my pussy while I talk to you. He's the best guy ever at licking pussy. He licks pussy like a girl. Girls lick pussy good. Do you mind if he sticks his cock in me while we talk?
HUSTLER: I don't care. Was Tom Green a good pussy-licker?
CAREY: Yeah, Tom was pretty good at licking pussy. Hey, if we have sex, can you call me back in ten minutes after I get fucked? We can keep going; I'll wait until he pulls his cock out.
HUSTLER: What's the kinkiest thing you two have ever done?
CAREY: I did this news show for Fox. We went on someone's desk in this little Fox office when no one was around. We almost got caught, but we didn't. [To Steve] Oh, yeah; you gonna fuck me? [To Hustler] Call me back in ten minutes.
[Ten minutes later, Carey answers the phone.]
CAREY: Perfect timing. We came at the same time. He shot a load right inside my tight twat.
HUSTLER: Did he only come once this time?
CAREY: He only came once this time. We're kind of tired because we haven't slept much.
HUSTLER: When we left off, you were describing your kinkiest experiences.
CAREY: I like it rough. Steve put four fingers in my pussy and a finger in my ass, and he started choking me. When he came, he started choking me a little too hard, and I thought I was going to die. Talking about it is getting me horny again.
HUSTLER: Were you surprised by how many votes you received?
CAREY: I was surprised I got 10,000. I thought I was only going to get 1,000. I knew about 100 people who were going to vote for me, and I knew some of my fans would, but I didn't think 10,000; that's a lot.
HUSTLER: Were you disappointed that Gary Coleman beat you?
CAREY: I was very upset about that.
HUSTLER: Weren't you afraid you were going to split the porn vote by running against Larry Flynt?
CAREY: Maybe a little, but I love Larry Flynt. If I didn't win, I wanted it to be him.
HUSTLER: Are you going to run for president?
CAREY: Yeah, I'm going to run for president in 12 years.
HUSTLER: Why don't you lobby to get a Constitutional amendment to lower the age requirement?
CAREY: That's a good idea, actually. I might do that. I'm gonna run for governor again too. From now on, I'm always going to be in politics. I'll be that porn star that always runs for governor.
HUSTLER: I read on your site that you're against universal health care.
CAREY: Yeah, I guess I am in a way.
CAREY: I don't even know what that is. [Kick Ass Pictures CEO/campaign Svengali] Mark Kulkis told me to say that.
HUSTLER: You wanted to tax breast implants?
CAREY: Yes, because I think that would be good money for the state instead of the car tax. Girls who get plastic surgery have to pay for a car tax too; so they'd have to pay a tax either way. This way, not everyone has to do it.
HUSTLER: Are you against boob jobs?
CAREY: I don't care one way or the other. Mine are natural, and I think it's good if girls leave themselves natural. But if I was an A-cup, I'd probably get implants too.
HUSTLER: In an Adult Video News interview, you said that you had breast implants.
CAREY: When I first started porn, I said that because I thought that was a requirement to be a big star.
HUSTLER: Weren't you afraid that this lie would come back to haunt you during the course of your campaign?
CAREY: I get asked about it every once in a while, but I tell them what I just told you, and that's the truth.
(This article first appeared in the April 2004 issue of Hustler Magazine)
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