"Clear and Present Dangerfield"
Legendary comic Rodney Dangerfield speaks to Hustler about marijuana, molestation and Mormons.
Interview by Dan Kapelovitz
Photography by Giddle Partridge
A security guard of a high-rent high-rise in the trendy Westwood section of Los
Angeles escorts me, a photographer and her assistant to an elevator. We ride up
more than 20 floors, and the doors open directly into Rodney Dangerfield's
deluxe apartment in the sky.
His blond, beautiful and much younger wife, Joan, invites us in. I had imagined
that Rodney would greet us in his trademark white shirt and red tie (one such
outfit is on permanent display at the Smithsonian), but to my surprise he's
wearing nothing but a gray bathrobe. Even more shocking, it's wide open, and the
Hustler entourage unintentionally catches a glimpse of the comic genius's penis before he ties up the garment.
How many people have seen Rodney Dangerfield's cock? I wonder, but then I
remember that according to his just-released autobiography, there have been
quite a few. It's Not Easy Bein' Me (HarperEntertainment) tells the lowbrow
story of a man born Jacob Cohen in Babylon, Long Island, on November 22, 1921.
Eventually Cohen changed his name to Jack Roy and had limited success as a
comedian in his late teens and 20s. To support his family, the struggling comic
quit showbiz and sold aluminum siding for 12 years.
Turning 40, he took on the moniker Rodney Dangerfield and became one of the
greatest comedians of all time. Besides starring in numerous films (Caddyshack,
Back to School, Easy Money, Natural Born Killers among others) and HBO specials,
the funnyman owns a thriving comedy club in Manhattan (Dangerfield's) and won a
1981 Grammy for his album No Respect.
In addition to detailing Dangerfield's extraordinary career, his new tome offers
stories about his sex life, his love of marijuana and his medical problems.
(He's undergone brain surgery, heart surgery and was once in a coma.) While the
man's health may not be the greatest, his mind seems as sharp as ever.
The Dangerfields' lavish home is decorated with much Rodney memorabilia,
including various awards, sculptured likenesses, photos with other celebrities,
and pictures of the entertainer with a notable lion also named Rodney. A direct
descendant of the original studio lion, the big cat is quartered at Las Vegas's
MGM Grand Hotel, where the comedian has performed for years.
After our tour of the Dangerfield manor (whose master bedroom, by the way, has a
hot tub so huge that it had to be helicoptered in), it's time to get the
comedian talking. Our photographer's cannabis-loving assistant offers a couple
of joints she brought specifically for the octogenarian, one of which he lights
up during the following conversation.
KAPELOVITZ: Did you legally change your name to Rodney Dangerfield?
DANGERFIELD: Legally, my name is Jack Roy. Rodney Dangerfield is a trade name.
KAPELOVITZ: What does your wife call you?
KAPELOVITZ: How much time did you spend writing It's Not Easy Bein' Me?
DANGERFIELD: It took me three years to write the book.
KAPELOVITZ: Did you use a ghostwriter?
DANGERFIELD: No, I did it myself. I made a deal with Fox to make a movie out of
KAPELOVITZ: Are you going to play yourself?
DANGERFIELD: I don't know if I can play myself when I'm 40 years old.
KAPELOVITZ: Do you read Hustler Magazine?
DANGERFIELD: I tried to get a yearly subscription. To tell you the truth, I
don't read Hustler. It's not a bad magazine. I'm not putting it down or
anything, but is it really something that I would look forward to? I don't read
KAPELOVITZ: Is it true that you recorded gay comedy albums in the '60s?
DANGERFIELD: How do they start these rumors? Jesus Christ!
KAPELOVITZ: There are 45s with the name Rodney Dangerfield on them. One song is
titled "Stanley the Manly Transvestite."
DANGERFIELD: I'm not singing that.
KAPELOVITZ: How long have you smoked pot?
DANGERFIELD: I've been smoking pot for many years. It's something that I find
very relaxing. Most doctors say I should smoke pot rather than drink if I want
to relax. In fact, I have a card. It's legal for me to smoke pot in California.
A lot of people use it for high blood pressure, eye problems. A lot of people
need it; I guess I'm one of them.
KAPELOVITZ: Have you dabbled with other banned substances?
DANGERFIELD: Years ago I did cocaine for a couple of weeks. That wasn't good.
KAPELOVITZ: You never dropped LSD in the '60s, when you weren't recording those gay
DANGERFIELD: No LSD.
KAPELOVITZ: Do you come up with better jokes when you're high?
DANGERFIELD: Sometimes, I guess. What pot does for you is not [help to] write
better jokes, but it gives you the patience to write them. You don't mind the
KAPELOVITZ: How much marijuana do you smoke on a daily basis?
DANGERFIELD: It varies. It could be nothing to two joints.
KAPELOVITZ: How does it make you feel?
DANGERFIELD: Well, let me see. It's a little soon to find out, but I'll take one
more hit. [Puffs on joint.]
KAPELOVITZ: Does your wife smoke weed?
DANGERFIELD: No, she's from Utah.
KAPELOVITZ: In real life you're married to a Mormon, and you portrayed a polygamist
in the film My 5 Wives. Do you believe that polygamy should be legalized?
DANGERFIELD: Like the Mormons? What kind of man takes his 14-year-old daughter
and tells her, "I want you to live over there now with my cousin Anthony. He has
12 wives, you'll be the 13th, and you stay with him and do whatever he says"?
How can a man do that to his daughter, telling her to go over and start fucking
her second cousin? That's really fuckin' insane.
KAPELOVITZ: Your new book mentions that you're a big Jerry Springer fan.
DANGERFIELD: That's right. When I had my brain surgery, I was in a coma for nine
and a half days. I came out, and Joan says, "What do you wanna watch?" I said,
"Is Jerry Springer on?" That went around the whole world, that I asked to see
Jerry Springer the first thing after my brain operation; so he sent me all kinds
of tapes of his shows.
KAPELOVITZ: In Jim Carrey's foreword to your book, he writes that you're an
extremely nice guy for not cold-cocking those who come up to you and say, "Hey,
Rodney, I'll give you some respect." Have you ever tried to come up with a new
DANGERFIELD: What can top this one? You don't write a thing like that every day.
If you get a thing like that once in your lifetime, you're all right.
KAPELOVITZ: Do you have a lot of crazy fans?
DANGERFIELD: No, I don't get that. Everybody gets weird letters from fans, but I
don't have any problems with them from a physical point of view. "Hey,
KAPELOVITZ: What about groupies?
DANGERFIELD: At my age and for what I do, there are no groupies. When you're a
musician and 20 years old, there's plenty of groupies. I never heard of a girl
yet who ran away with an accountant.
KAPELOVITZ: How many girls have you been with in your life?
DANGERFIELD: Jesus, I don't know. It's easier if you ask a 21-year-old kid, but
I got to do a lot of thinking.
DANGERFIELD: I never really counted. I also wrote, "Don't think I got a lot of
women; this was over a span of 60 years."
KAPELOVITZ: How old were you when you lost your virginity?
DANGERFIELD: I don't know, probably my early 20s, around then.
KAPELOVITZ: Do you remember the girl?
DANGERFIELD: Jesus, that's tough. Man, you give me tough questions.
KAPELOVITZ: Have you ever had sex with a celebrity?
DANGERFIELD: Is masturbation included?
KAPELOVITZ: There's a creepy account in your book about when you were five years
old, and a man used to pay you a nickel to sit on his lap and let him kiss you.
DANGERFIELD: For that kind of money I'd become a criminal. It's all true. I took
a walk in a busy street, and look what happened to me. I had no supervision at
KAPELOVITZ: Has that experience messed up your mind?
DANGERFIELD: I don't know. It affects everyone differently. I could have come
out being a nicer person, or I could have come out being a nasty person. In my
case, I guess I was born a very good person. I don't know. What was the
question? I forgot the question.
KAPELOVITZ: Did being molested screw you up?
DANGERFIELD: No. I forgot about it.
KAPELOVITZ: What would you change about your life?
DANGERFIELD: Different mother, different father, different sister, different
everything, but I'll stay the same.
KAPELOVITZ: Please give us a new joke.
DANGERFIELD: "I'm getting old. I had an accident. I got arrested for hit and
KAPELOVITZ: Do you ever watch porn?
DANGERFIELD: I've watched it occasionally, when it comes on. It's the weirdest
thing, television today. You'll be watching a sermon of some kind on a religious
channel. You switch channels, and all of a sudden you see two naked people on
top of each other. But one contrasts the other. That's funnyÑto me, anyway. I've
hung around Ron Jeremy quite a bit. I've used him in some HBO shows and two
KAPELOVITZ: Do you think Ron Jeremy is a good comedian?
DANGERFIELD: I don't know. He fits what I'm doing.
KAPELOVITZ: What did you think of Janet Jackson's breast popping out at the Super
DANGERFIELD: If you want to stay hot in the business, do what she did. Her name
was mentioned all over the place.
KAPELOVITZ: Have you ever pulled any publicity stunts?
DANGERFIELD: Once I went down on a shark to stay hot in the business.
KAPELOVITZ: Do you think there's an afterlife?
DANGERFIELD: I don't know. But if there is, where I'm going, I'm going to need
plenty of air conditioning.
(This article first appeared in the October 2004 issue of Hustler Magazine.)
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