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The leader has returned!!!
Someone is trying to take over the Supreme Dicks. From within!
The Dicks are in grave danger of being corrupted by East Coast forces.
Many fear that this will sully the reputation that the West Coast (i.e. Real) Supreme Dicks
has built for itself as one of the greatest live bands of this millenium.
It is a sad day for Dick fans everywhere. What can be done you ask? Not much. But don't
fret. A new leader has come to bring back the glory of the past Dickdom. Some pseudo dicks
and some not-so-pseudo dicks are trying to keep their leader from leading them to a new
frontier. What will be of the band. Only time will tell.
An Interview with Dan Kapelovitz about his role in the Supreme Dicks.
Authors' Note: We were lucky enough to get a rare interview with the
often reclusive Kapelovitz in which he discusses his involvement with the Supreme Dicks.
kapelovitz.com: Is is true that you have left the Supreme Dicks?
Dan Kapelovitz: No. I must save them from themselves.
kapelovitz.com: But how will you this.
Dan Kapelovitz: That is for me to know and for you to find out.
The above image was secretly obtained. This photo was originally shot by an archivist of the Supreme Dicks who
goes by the pseudonym "Rick." He took the above photo as evidence to send to the East Coast Dicks
that Dan Kapelovitz has indeed taken over the band. We at kapelovitz.com were told that
we specifically could not have this and other similar photos for fear that they would wind
up on this web site.
We promised "Rick" that if he gave us said photos we would not put them on the web site but just
keep them for our own personl pleasure which we would have done, but when we were refused this
minor request, we had our people
smuggle out these photos and get them in our hands.
It's the least we could do for the dear readers of
kapelovitz.com. The odd thing is that Kapelovitz claims that these photos are not a
true representation of the situation since "Rick" was only taking photos when Dan just happened
to be in the vicinity. It is rumored that when "Rick"
sent this photographic evidence to Steve Shavel,
he accompanied the photos with his resignation from the Dicks. He was reportedly
so offended at the present
state of the Dicks that he could no longer be a member of the Supreme Dicks Organization.
Hopefully we will soon see if this resignation is a rumor or not. Anyway to see more photos that
were liberated by any means necessary click here.
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Supreme Dicks Press/Reviews
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