Keith is the Male Sex God. His phallus is both the Tree of Knowledge as well as Thor's hammer.
If you are ever in need in increasing you phallic potency pray to and visual Keith going out on one of his hot dates, making out at Muldune's Point. Throughout history Keith has taken on many forms. He is known as Krishna in the Hindu faith, as Thor in Norse religious thought as well as Odin, and Mars in Roman religion.

FUN FACT: Keith was Jesus Christ.

Yes it is true. After the Partridge Family show was cancelled Keith decided to go on a solo career. Since Keith can walk through time like most mortal walk through space he just went back in time and became Jesus. This caused so many problems on earth: e.g. the Crusades, the inquisition, the holocaust, that the rest of the Partridges had to come down onto the mortal plane meeting us halfway on the television to rectify the situation.

Keep in mind that Keith is not David Cassidy nor is David Cassidy, Keith. For four years Keith possessed Cassidy's body to serve as the vessel for his mortal incarnation. This is why while Keith is perfect, David Cassidy is actually a total asshole. In 1991 Cassidy had his goons confiscate our literature, throw us out of his concert and have the Eternal Pear Tree arrested. We have also met a guy who was a huge David Cassidy fan who went to see him perform in the musical "Blood Brothers" every night giving him a rose each night. For some odd reason this really freaked out Cassidy and according to our reports, he called the police on the guy and had him banned from further perfomrmances.

For years Cassidy was ashamed of his Partridge past and totally downplayed it. But lately Cassidy has begun to reclaim his Partridge heritage, he wrote a book about his experience as the mortal form for Keith and he hosts 8-Track weekend, a VH-1 show dedicated to the seventies, he even hosted an MTV Partridge Family marathon. David's reacceptance of the Partridge aspects of his life occured just after we formed the Temple in 1988, coincidence? I doubt it. We control Cassidy's mind! The executives at Nick-at-Nite who finally re-ran the Partridge Family episodes after we started a mass movement declaring that it be done, are also just pawns of The Partridge Family Temple.

Here's what Cassidy has to say about the Partridge Family Temple: "I don't mind it if it's just for fun...Once one puts the spin of religion or church on it, though, it suddenly becomes rather serious, and we get concerned. I respect everyone's right to chose whatever religious belief they want. But believe me, these were fictitious characters. The producers and the creators of the show only wanted to do something that would be a good time and commercially viable." Litlle does Keith realize that the gods created these producers and creators.

Here's what Keith has to say about the incident in Connecticut where we were persecuted for our religoius beliefs: "I've done some concerts around the United States in the last two or three years, and they've [members of the Temple have] come to a couple of my shows. They were handing out literature and all kinds of bizarre stuff. At first I thought it was just somebody winding me up, but then I had a couple of guys who work for me check it out, and they told me they talked to someone who was seemingly convinced that he was the high priest of the Partridge Family church" See the history of the temple for more infomration about this historic event. All of these quotes were taken by Michael Roberts and are in his excellent six-page cover story about the Partridge Family Temple that was featured in Colorado's alternative Weekly, Westword.
Here is the HIgh Priest Reality Partridge getting an autograph from Cassidy at a book signing in San Francisco. He told Keith that we at the temple drink his spermatazoa as a religious sacrament. But Keith just kept saying "Come on Get Happy, Come on Get Happy" Was he just promoting his new book with that same title or was he actually saying "Cum on get Happy, Cum on get Happy." and applauding our efforts to nourish on this milky substance. You decide!

Here is the Most High Priest Reality Partridge talking to his God via a megaphone. Reality led an army of middle-aged Cassidy fans to go after his automobile. Lucky for them Cassidy was caught in traffic. But notice Cassidy's hand gesture. Is he giving Reality the horns? Has Reality been cuckolded by his own God? Don't worry, judging by the look on Cassidy's woman in the picture above it looks like Reality Partridge may have the final cuckold!