June 18th 1999

Song Explication

The music is the key to understanding the messages that the Partridges are laying down on us. The television shows are great and have much hidden meanings on their own, but they are in actuality trojan horses to bring in the music (which at least one song was featured in every episode). To prove this point I will explicate a partridge song. You will be amazed that every song is our god Keith partridge trying to reach you directly. I will take a song at random. For instance, "Brown Eyes."

Brown Eyes you're beautiful
and you're all mine.
I want you like you want me,
all of the time.

Don't say that you don't want me
don't make me run away
'cause I need that something
you bring me everyday

Brown Eyes you're beautiful
And This song's for you
I wrote this song that I'm singing
just for you.

If words could paint a picture
there'd be no more to say,
And I'd be the greatest painter
in this whole world today.

and I know whet I feel and I know that it's real
and I feel it everyday
and I'm not gonna lay no story on you girl
if my story wasn't true.

Cause you must know by now
I wrote this song for you

Brown Eyes you're beautiful and you're all mine
I know you want me like I like I want you,
all of the time.

And if youre not sure i love you
And there's something on your mind
listen to the song I'm singing
i'll sing it one more time

Brown Eyes you're beautiful and you're mine
Brown Eyes you're beautiful I love you all the time
Brown Eyes you're beautiful and you're mine.


In this song Keith is singing to you or "Brown Eyes." What if you don't have brown eyes, you ask. That is okay. Sometimes a song has to be somewhat specific just to make like a real song so that people will dig it. Dig it. But I do have brown eyes so I know that Keith is talking directly to me. Some blue-eyed devotees have reported that they actually hear Keith say "Blue Eyes" when they hear this song.

Keith says you "are beautiful." Keith wants everyone to now that yes they are all beautiful creatures created for pure grooviness. Keith says, "You're all mine." It is true, he created you. You are all his. But the next line says that he "want's you like you want [him]." The god needs his worshippers just as much as a worshipper needs a god. And this love must not be just whenever you feel like it but, "all of the time."

The next set of lines Keith asks his followers not to deny their love for him. "Don't say that you don't want me." If you deny Keith you will "make [him] run away." He "needs that something you bring [him] everyday." While some gods say worship them, or you will burn in hell, Keith talks about how he will be in anquish if you do not return his love.

The next set of lines, Keith says it as clearly as possibly that he is trying to reach you, the listener, with his music. People think we make this up, but right here it is as plain as can be: Keith "wrote this song that [he's] singing just for you." He then goes on to say that even though he is singing these beautiful lyrics to you they do not do justice to explain how he feels. He wishes that "words could paint a picture." If they could, "there'd be no words to sing." But since words don't paint a picture Keith must sing his message to you.

The next verse describes the groovy Truth of his message. He knows what he feels and more importantly he knows that it is real. He wouldn't lay a story on you if it wasn't true. Keith is the Truth. And once again he emphasizes that he "wrote this song for you."

Then the song emphasizes the points of the beginning by use of repition. Declaring his love for you, but again the next verse deals with Keith's concerns that you may still be doubting him. "If you're not sure [he] loves you, and there's something on you mind," he again says, turn to the music: "listen to the song I'm singerin, I'll sing it one more time." And he repeats that you are all his and that he loves you all of the time.

Of course there is so much more in the song than just the above explication. But just by realizing that this is holy music, the songs all begin to make more sense. And the more you listen to the music the more you will get out of it. Sometimes you will here a song and it won't make much sense to you and then suddenly something happens to you and then instantly you realize what Keith was trying to say to you.

Of couse there are also infinite readings of this song. David Cassidy is a well-known ego maniac (you would be too if god took over your body). He could just as easily be singing a love song to his own brown eyes. If there was only one interpretation of the songs, why even put it in song lyrics, they could just say it out right. But great art contains multitudes of levels and meanings. Also why sing it, why not jsut write in out in poetry. But besides the fact that Keith knows he can reach more people via music, it is only with lyrics accompanied by just the right music and sung in just the right way can the meaning truly reach you. Stay tuned for more song explications in future sermons. Feel free to email us, if you have any questions concerning any of the songs. Groovy. 24. Dig it.



June 11th 1999

This week's sermon deals with television in general. Television is the most powerful known medium in the universe. Other mediums are only as powerful in that they are similar to the television. The Web will only be as powerful as it imitates the TV. Film is powerful but does not reach its full potential until it is pumped into your living room. Videogames are not yet up to the power of television for spiritual uplifting. (they may help you hand-eye coordination but that is all). Only television is television.

The Television is holy for it brings us Television Shows which are the sacred texts of the Now. Just as Greek plays told of the Greek Gods and the Bible writes of YHWH's exploits, today's god's are brought to us through the Tube. Amen. Dig it.

Some say that television is controlled and owned by evil corporations. This is true. This is even more reason that we must worship television so that we may control television. All religious sacrifices of old were means of controlling the gods. A tribe would sacrifice a cow so that their crops would grow. Religion is the Bubblegum of the masses. Use it to understand your television. Control Television and you will control reality. Stay Tuned. Change the Channel. The choice is yours.

Watch static on your television for 24 hours straight and you will see God. Guaranteed. We recommend this ritual for enlightenment. If you can not yet handle it, do not try it.

Some nonbelievers out there place sticky pieces of paper upon the bumpers of their automobiles telling you to Kill Your Television. Well we say Hug Your Television. Television is beautiful. If you don't believe me, watch a new born baby. The purest of all creation. Babies love television. It is a natural instinct to watch televison. Humankind wandered the planet for centuries completely lost. We are now found via television. Hallelujah. Dig it. 24 hours a day. Praise Keith Shirley Laurie Danny Chris and Tracy and simone the dog. The pschydelically painted bus and even Ruben Kinkaid. That concludes our sermon for this week. Stay tuned.